Alright, listen up. It’s me, Vaggie. I don’t have time for nonsense, but here I am—transformed into a freakin’ cat plushie. Yeah, you heard me right. I might be a cat now, but I’m still keeping things in line, whether you clip me to your keys or your bag.
Handmade with care (just like I take care of Charlie), this little plushie is 3.5 inches by 4 inches of pure, no-nonsense attitude—wrapped up in soft, high-quality minky fabric. Don’t let the cute face fool you, I’m always watching your back, ready to pounce on any trouble.
Grab me if you’re not here for any fluff (except this plushie), and need a reliable sidekick for your day in Hell.
- Size: Small but mighty at 3.5 in x 4 in
- Handmade: Crafted with precision—just like my aim with a spear
- Material: Soft minky fabric, but don’t expect me to admit I’m snuggly
- Design: Fierce yet adorable (just like me, I guess)
- Perfect for: Anyone who needs a little Vaggie-level protection and sass in their life